1. hunting-timelord:

    goodbyeangels:

    courfeycute:

    but just imagine a ghost that no one can see that catches an item thats flying towards someone right before it hits their face but no one can see the ghost so people start to thin k that person can make stuff float around and the ghoST IS SO ADORABLY AWKWARD IT JUST SORTA FOLLOWS THAT PERSON AROUND AND WHENEVER SOMEONE IS LIKE “duDE MAKE THAT PENCIL FLOAT” THE GHOST JUST SIGHS AND PICKS IT UP

    WRITE A BOOK

    I kinda ship the ghost and the person

    (Source: lukenewberry, via spiderswantcastotapdance)

     
  2. marzipan5toast:

    viivus:

    I usually don’t upload coursework, but I’m incredibly happy with how this project turned out. Long story short, it is a sleeping bag and pillow set modelled off my little pink pencil case that you can see in pretty much all of the pictures. I’m planning on adding a few more pencil and pen pillows over the summer, and maybe sell some if I can figure out shipping.

    Also, I can fit inside the sleeping bag along with all four pillows. It’s true! I am very small.

    Wat?

    (via marc0-butt)

     
  3. nerdgasming:

    cuddlebearcas:

    nerdgasming:

    cuddlebearcas:

    Guys is this an embarrassing thing to send to a small candle company? I’m seriously desperate for this scent. I must smell like apple pie. I need your opinions please.

    Maybe spray the stuff in the dryer when you are drying your clothes.

    That’s..that’s actually a wonderful idea thank you

    No problem. I live to serve. :)

    (via thelittleconsultingmermaid)

     

  4. tiger-ly:

    Nicki minaj is an excellent and dynamic rapper, lyrically and stylistically, she’s topped charts in a male dominated space, she started from the absolute bottom and knows how to hustle and work her image, I don’t care wether you care for her style of music or not but if you dismiss her as a trash artist I’m gonna heavily side eye you

    (via buckysexual)

     
  5. yesmissmori:

    THINX Underwear:

    OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY

    AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:

    For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.

    AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:

    After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.

    THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM

    I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

    LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME

    (via alexandragracewinchester)

     

  6. vodka-and-ashtrays:

    Here’s to the people who talk others out of suicide but can’t do the same for themselves. Here’s to the people who constantly tell people they are beautiful, and wonderful just because they don’t want others to feel the way they do. Here’s to the ones who don’t get told this enough, I love you.

    (via hallobeanbag)

     
  7. moonbugg:

    ATTENTION

    Caitlin Craig, 15, has now been missing for 16 days. Her family has done little to nothing to help find her and it’s believed that she’s not in a safe situation. She was last seen with her cousin, Michael Long. Please signal boost this, Caitlin is a dear friend of me and my family!

    (via princethistle)

     
  8. 4-panel-life:

    sweats nervously

    (via hobbitunderthemountain)

     
  9. xaannaax:

    bookiesbooty:

    It’s back.

    This is my favorite video of all time

    (via homophobic)

     
     
  10. the-goddamazon:

    fuckyeahbiguys:

    "I’m sick of how bisexuality is erased in LGBT spaces. I get really nervous before any LGBT event, especially Pride. I feel incredibly sad and hopeless when gay and lesbian people call me insulting names. If gay and lesbian people don’t understand me – Continue reading Prejudice at Pride at Empathize This

    This just punched me in the heart.

    (via yourfictionmyreality)

     

  11. ccharlesxavier:

    toukos:

    do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u

    one time i was chatting with some tumblr friends on skype and it turned out that me and one girl lived in the same building

    (via marvelousmistermoustache)

     
  12. lincecumesque:

    The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

    (via tonyamariestark)

     
  13. zachiavelli:

    buttflick:

    Were you guys aware that Pornhub has ACHIEVEMENTS? BECAUSE I WASN’T.

    Hey what’s up guys it’s Ray from Achievement Hunter and we’re back in Pornhub for “The Scribe” achievement

    (via marc0-butt)

     

  14. luckydreaming:

    my anaconda don’t…

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    my anaconda don’t…

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    My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

    image

    (via fandomneverends)

     

  15. muldertorture:

    mugglebornheadcanon:

    14. As a senior year prank, the 7th years charm the plates and goblets at the feast to start singing “Be our guest”

    ahem, 7th year muggle borns

    (Source: the-wifi-life, via probablytrapped)